Ever wanted to annoy people at a party? If you said no, then there's a first time for everything right? If you said yes, then follow these steps
below:
1. Whisper to the guests "What kind of lame moron goes to these parties?"
2. Tell a female guest "Your boyfriend seems very happy with that girl in the bathroom..."
3. Wear a feather boa and sneeze all over the guests. "The doctor just told me I'm not allergic to anything, except birds."
4. Try to open a beer bottle with a chainsaw.
5. Demand that the DJ play Christmas carols (This rule does not apply if it is Christmas time)
6. Pour salt in the punch bowl.
7. See if you can eat all the food.
8. If the host is male, convince him to sing Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" into a microphone.
9. Every time someone finishes talking, tell them "It is better to let people think you're stupid than to open your mouth and prove it."
10. Burst into the room fashionably late, soaking wet, and say "I've done it! I've found Atlantis!"
11. Keep scratching yourself and say "Is it possible to get chicken pox twice?"
Warning: You may never get invited to another party again.
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for you never getting invited to another party again. We're also not responsible for any chainsaw related deaths/injuries.
below:
1. Whisper to the guests "What kind of lame moron goes to these parties?"
2. Tell a female guest "Your boyfriend seems very happy with that girl in the bathroom..."
3. Wear a feather boa and sneeze all over the guests. "The doctor just told me I'm not allergic to anything, except birds."
4. Try to open a beer bottle with a chainsaw.
5. Demand that the DJ play Christmas carols (This rule does not apply if it is Christmas time)
6. Pour salt in the punch bowl.
7. See if you can eat all the food.
8. If the host is male, convince him to sing Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" into a microphone.
9. Every time someone finishes talking, tell them "It is better to let people think you're stupid than to open your mouth and prove it."
10. Burst into the room fashionably late, soaking wet, and say "I've done it! I've found Atlantis!"
11. Keep scratching yourself and say "Is it possible to get chicken pox twice?"
Warning: You may never get invited to another party again.
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for you never getting invited to another party again. We're also not responsible for any chainsaw related deaths/injuries.
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